1) The Dilemma
How could a movie with Vince Vaughn and Kevin Smith fail. Well throw in Queen Latifah, who has not been funny since 2003s Bringing Down the House, and a poor script and you have a clunker.
2) Priest
Star Paul Bettany was looking for a franchise and got a Direct to $1.99 DVD bin movie.
3) The Conspirator
How could you screw up a movie about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln? Have excellent actors in supporting roles and then have Sean Penn's ex overrated actress wife, Robin Wright, star.
4) Abduction
Taylor Lautner can not act nor could his love interest. But guess what? Everyone else in the movie were veterans?!?
5) In Time
Timberlake is not an action star. He and Taylor Lautner need to learn how to cry on cue. Similar to when Auston Kutsner "Punk'd" Timberlake a few years back on the MTV series. Timberlake was crying and ready to call his momma. Maybe he can reflect back on that when he needs to cry in movies.
6) Limitless
Remember Bradley Cooper in Wedding Crashers? Yeah he was in that movie and similar to that you won't remember much about his performance in this flick.
7) Battle LA
How could a movie about Aliens taking over LA be boring? You also have Michele Rodriquez? She was good but she couldn't save this dud.
8) Friends with Benefits
Here is Timberlake again and the movie starts out great but you will not make it to the end.
9) Conan
This new Conan has the muscle but zero charisma. Similar to the last actor they casted in the Superman role.
10) J Edgar
A HOT MESS! Clint what happened? This is the worst editing job I have seen in years. I didn't learn a damn thing about what drove the man and why he hated certain iconic figures.
How could a movie with Vince Vaughn and Kevin Smith fail. Well throw in Queen Latifah, who has not been funny since 2003s Bringing Down the House, and a poor script and you have a clunker.
2) Priest
Star Paul Bettany was looking for a franchise and got a Direct to $1.99 DVD bin movie.
3) The Conspirator
How could you screw up a movie about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln? Have excellent actors in supporting roles and then have Sean Penn's ex overrated actress wife, Robin Wright, star.
4) Abduction
Taylor Lautner can not act nor could his love interest. But guess what? Everyone else in the movie were veterans?!?
5) In Time
Timberlake is not an action star. He and Taylor Lautner need to learn how to cry on cue. Similar to when Auston Kutsner "Punk'd" Timberlake a few years back on the MTV series. Timberlake was crying and ready to call his momma. Maybe he can reflect back on that when he needs to cry in movies.
6) Limitless
Remember Bradley Cooper in Wedding Crashers? Yeah he was in that movie and similar to that you won't remember much about his performance in this flick.
7) Battle LA
How could a movie about Aliens taking over LA be boring? You also have Michele Rodriquez? She was good but she couldn't save this dud.
8) Friends with Benefits
Here is Timberlake again and the movie starts out great but you will not make it to the end.
9) Conan
This new Conan has the muscle but zero charisma. Similar to the last actor they casted in the Superman role.
10) J Edgar
A HOT MESS! Clint what happened? This is the worst editing job I have seen in years. I didn't learn a damn thing about what drove the man and why he hated certain iconic figures.
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