Saturday, December 22, 2012

Worst Flicks of 2012

The Devil Inside:
So bad it’s funny.

Battleship:
My Holiday wish is that I hope I never have to see Brooklyn Decker, Rhianna, and that John Carter dude in another movie.

Rock of Ages:
Take “A” List actors and tell them they can play rock stars then add that overrated idiot, the ex Mr. Katy Perry, and you have a bomb for the ages.

Total Recall:
Now I know why Colin Ferrall cannot open a movie. He has zero star power.

Bachelorette:
Why try to do Bridesmaids again, WHY???

Alex Cross:
Madea trying to be Wesley Snipes, need I say more?

Killing them Softly:
This put me to sleep softly.

Resident Evil: Retribution:
Enough already, yes she looks good in the suit but let’s get to the end of this circus already.

John Carter:
I tried 2 times to watch this (once on a plane) and then I gave up. The hype for this movie made me waste my time trying.

Argo:
The most overrated movie of the year. Ben Affleck portraying a Latino without any effort? He needed to study Al Pacino in Scarface. Also why all the cheap tension building theatrics? We know that they will escape so why not spend more time learning about the enemy? I felt cheated especially with the airport scene at the end where they made the enemy look like The Three Stooges. The Town was a much better movie. What do you think?

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