Friday, December 26, 2008

The Worst Movies of 2008

1) Speed Racer: Where do I start? This movie failed on every level. I can’t believe these guys made the Matrix. What happened to their talent?

2) The Happening: M. Night Shamalamading dong! Why is this guy still making movies? 3 strikes and you are out.

3) Hancock: It made a ton of money but would you watch it again?

4) Quantum of Solace: If you can review this movie and tell someone what it is about then you are SuperBad.

5) Forgetting Sarah Marshall: A Saturday Night Live skit that goes on for 2 hrs.

6) The Visitor: The so called critics said it was great and I could’t wait for it to end.

7) Fool’s Gold: Looks like Kate Hudson & Mac Man decided that the Caribbean was a great place to go on location and make a movie. Did they read the script, and better yet do they care about the audience? They are better off sticking to the Rock Hudson/Doris Day type movies similar to their one and only hit together “How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days”

8) Semi-Pro: Will Ferrell is still funny but this movie was not.

9) The Hulk: A second version with Ed Norton and they still can’t get it right?!? Please don’t try again.

10)You Don’t mess with the Zohan: Very painful to watch. Sandler, stick to your formula.

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